Guys Cruise 2027 🚢

The Manifest

The Crew

Six certified gentlemen of leisure. Captain's a strong word — let's call them "passengers of interest."

Scott

Mr. Cruising

Stateroom Aquatheater Two Bedroom · Master Flying from LAX → FLL Booked

Mike

Suite Life

Stateroom Aquatheater Two Bedroom Flying from LAX → FLL Booked

Tyler

Pacific Northwest Rep

Stateroom Aquatheater Two Bedroom Flying from Oregon (PDX) TBD

George

The Mad Greek

Stateroom Aquatheater Two Bedroom Flying from LAX TBD

Trevor

Music City Man

Stateroom Aquatheater Two Bedroom Flying from Nashville (BNA) Booked

Bryan

Solo Baller

Stateroom Ocean View Balcony Flying from Phoenix (PHX) TBD

Couldn't Make the Sailing

Men Overboard 🛟

The fallen soldiers who couldn't answer the call this year. Pour one out — we'll save you a seat at Playmakers in spirit.

Overboard

Fifa 🛟

Unemployed and couldn't get permission.

Overboard

Jake 🛟

Waiting until two days before to decide if he's coming.

Overboard

RC 🛟

Not enough nannies to watch all his children.

Overboard

Jon 🛟

Has soccer and cheerleading competitions, even though the schedules aren't out.

The Voyage

Itinerary

Pre-game in Miami, then three nights at sea hitting Royal Caribbean's two best stops. All times local.

Jan 28

Thursday

✈️ Fly in & overnight in Miami

Crew arrives in South Florida (most into FLL). Night in Miami before boarding — first round's on whoever lands last.

🍽️ Dinner at the Versace Mansion. 📋 Menu

🏨 Hotel — TBD.

Jan 29

Friday

🛳️ Embarkation Day Board 10:00 AM · Sail away 4:00 PM

Board the Allure of the Seas at 10 AM. Drop bags, find the nearest bar, explore the ship. Lines off at 4 PM — wave goodbye to Miami.

🎯 Potential activities: shuffleboard, trivia, and the AquaTheater show.

Jan 30

Saturday

🏝️ Perfect Day at CocoCay 7:00 AM – 5:00 PM

Pool day at Oasis Lagoon — posted up all day in the Caribbean's largest freshwater pool, DJ spinning, swim-up bar within arm's reach, libations in hand. No agenda, just vibes.

🎯 Potential activities: dodgeball tournament, the Ice show, Rising Tide bar, and Crazy Quest.

Bahamas · Private Island

Jan 31

Sunday

🌴 Nassau, Bahamas 7:30 AM – 5:30 PM

Royal Beach Club Paradise Island — Royal Caribbean's brand-new beach club, just opened December 2025. Two beaches, three pools, and The Floating Flamingo (the world's largest swim-up bar). Back aboard by 2 PM for the NFC Championship kickoff. 🏈

Bahamas · Port of Call

🏈

Championship Sunday

The whole reason we're here

NFC Championship

Kickoff 3:00 PM ET

📺 FOX

AFC Championship

Kickoff 6:30 PM ET

📺 CBS

📍 Watch party at Playmakers Sports Bar & Arcade — onboard the Allure. Grab seats early, winner punches their Super Bowl ticket. 🍻

Feb 1

Monday

⚓ Back to Miami Arrive 6:00 AM · Disembark 7:00 AM

Dock in Miami at 6 AM, off the ship by 7. Reality resumes. Start planning Guys Cruise 2028.

Home Base

Staterooms & Sleeping Arrangements

Two cabins, side by side on Deck 8. One legendary 2-bedroom Aquatheater Suite, plus Bryan living the solo balcony dream right next door. Here's exactly who's sleeping where.

The Suite

Star Class Royal Genie

Category A1 · 2-Bedroom Spacious Aquatheater Suite · Deck 8

👑
Scott — Master Bedroom The man, the myth, his own room
🛏️
Trevor & Tyler — Interior Bedroom Two twin beds — Trevor in Bed A, Tyler in Bed B
🛋️
Mike & George — Living Room Mike on the couch bed, George on the rollaway

Bryan's Room

Ocean View Balcony · Deck 8 · Right next door

🌅
Bryan — The whole room to himself Balcony, ocean views, zero roommates. Smart man.
🚪
Location — Steps from the suite Close enough to crash the party, far enough to escape it.

Suite 8730 floor plan with sleeping assignments

MasterScott

Interior · Bed ATrevor

Interior · Bed BTyler

Couch BedMike

RollawayGeorge

Plot the Course

The Voyage Map

Three nights, two islands, one private cay. Tap a port to load its plan.

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Tap a port to begin

Roundtrip Miami · Jan 29 – Feb 1, 2027

Miami → Perfect Day at CocoCay → Nassau → back to Miami.

Tap or press Enter on any port pin to see that day's plan.

Getting There

Flights & Travel

Plan: everyone flies in Jan 28, overnight in Miami, board the ship Jan 29. Heads-up — booked flights land at FLL (Fort Lauderdale), ~30 min from the Miami port.

🛬 Arrivals — Fly-InThursday · Jan 28, 2027

Passenger	Route	Flight	Depart	Arrive	Seat	Status
Scott / Mike	LAX→FLL	B6 300	8:30 AM	4:19 PM	20C / 20D	Booked
Trevor	BNA→MIA	WN 4494	4:55 PM	8:10 PM	6D	Booked
George	LAX→—	—	—	—	—	Needs booking
Tyler	PDX→—	—	—	—	—	Needs booking
Bryan	PHX→—	—	—	—	—	Needs booking

✈️ Still to book: George (LAX — could match Scott & Mike's JetBlue), Tyler (PDX), Bryan (PHX nonstops to MIA). Aim to land Jan 28 for the Miami overnight. Booked flights land at FLL, ~30 min from the Miami port.

🛫 Departures — Fly-HomeMonday · Feb 1, 2027

Passenger	Route	Flight	Depart	Arrive	Seat	Status
Scott / Mike	FLL→LAX	B6 2801	9:50 AM	12:48 PM	20C / 20D	Booked
Trevor	MIA→BNA	WN 4801	10:05 AM	11:40 AM	7D	Booked
George	—→LAX	—	—	—	—	Needs booking
Tyler	—→PDX	—	—	—	—	Needs booking
Bryan	—→PHX	—	—	—	—	Needs booking

🚢 Ship docks in Miami 6:00 AM, off by 7:00 AM — plenty of time for late-morning flights home.

Place Your Bets

The Big Board

The official sportsbook of Guys Cruise 2027. Pick who you are, tap your picks — everyone sees the board update live.

🎟️ Betting as

Championship SundayJan 31 · Playmakers

NFC Championship edit teamsFOX · 3:00 PM ET

AFC Championship edit teamsCBS · 6:30 PM ET

Trip Props — Crew EditionSettle up in person

Total drinks, per man 3 nights

First to get sunburnt at CocoCay

Lands in Miami last buys round one

Most money lost in the ship casino

All bets settle in person at Playmakers. The house does not honor screenshots. 🍻

The Record Books

Hall of Fame

Every voyage since 2012, immortalized. Ten trips, three bachelor parties, and one crew that keeps coming back.

🏆 Guys Cruises Attended

This is our 10th Guys Cruise

Voyages sailed · days since last trip · 👑 = never missed one

📸 Scroll Through Each Card to See Photos from the Cruise ›

Since 2012 · Carnival Inspiration → Royal Caribbean → the Allure of the Seas. The legend grows. 🚢