6 dudes. 3 nights. 0 responsibilities.
Aboard the Allure of the Seas · Royal Caribbean
Six certified gentlemen of leisure. Captain's a strong word — let's call them "passengers of interest."
Two cabins, side by side on Deck 8. One legendary 2-bedroom Aquatheater Suite, plus Bryan living the solo balcony dream right next door.
Pre-game in Miami, then three nights at sea hitting Royal Caribbean's two best stops. All times local.
Crew arrives in South Florida (most into FLL). Night in Miami before boarding — first round's on whoever lands last.
Board the Allure of the Seas at 10 AM. Drop bags, find the nearest bar, explore the ship. Lines off at 4 PM — wave goodbye to Miami.
Royal Caribbean's private island. Beaches, the Oasis Lagoon swim-up bar, Thrill Waterpark, and Coco Beach Club. Full day in paradise.
Capital of the Bahamas. Beaches, the straw market, Bahamian rum, and whatever shenanigans the crew gets into ashore.
Dock in Miami at 6 AM, off the ship by 7. Reality resumes. Start planning Guys Cruise 2028.
Ideas to lock in. Drop your picks in the group chat so we can book before they sell out.
Coco Beach Club day pass, Thrill Waterpark slides, or just claim a cabana and the swim-up bar. Group cabana = best move.
Cabbage Beach, a catamaran snorkel + open bar run, or Pirates of Nassau / local spots. Pick your adventure.
The FlowRider, zip line, Boleros & the pub crawl, AquaTheater shows, and the Solarium. So much to do, so little liver.
Plan: everyone flies in Jan 28, overnight in Miami, board the ship Jan 29. Heads-up — booked flights land at FLL (Fort Lauderdale), ~30 min from the Miami port.